So, we created the goodr Gluttonous Alcoholic Mile Series (G.A.M.S., pronounced “GAMES,” obviously) to satisfy all of these loves!
goodr G.A.M.S. events consist of mile-long races with each quarter mile punctuated by the ravenous consumption of either an alcoholic beverage or food, in a quantity that is probably going to make you ill. Check ’em out and host your own!
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Things are about to get FUN. You’re probably wondering, what the heck are goodr G.A.M.S.?! Why, G.A.M.S. stands for Gluttonous, Alcoholic, Mile Series. DUH. Here, just watch this video; it explains everything you need to know. About the goodr G.A.M.S., dummy. Not like how to cheat on your taxes or bake a nail file into a cake or anything. Just watch.
For our most recent goodr G.A.M.S. installment we headed on down to Still Austin Whiskey Distillery and dressed like a bunch a’ rootin’ tootin’ western-y devils.
So here's the deal, we sprinted a milk in the sand and sucked down 48 oz. of pina colada as fast as we could through a straw, whilst donning flamingo-themed cabana wear. Got it? Good.
