Schrödinger's Saigon Jade
The Runways
$328
DESCRIPTION
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RUNWAY GOODRS: RUNNING! FASHION!
Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!
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HIGH FASHION SHADES, MADE FOR RUNNING.
1 NO SLIP
Our lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight, yet snug, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL FASHION
Look like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those running selfies?
5 NO CATCALLS
We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won’t be whistled at on the street; sadly, we cannot make that guarantee.We CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.
A MAD SCIENTIST
Schrödinger said his theory was just a "thought experiment." But he was a sick f@ck. These jade green frames with teal lenses memorialize one casualty, a 37" Maine coon cat named Saigon Jade, who proved his theory false when he stuffed her in a box with some radioactive material and obviously, she died.
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