Professional Respawner
The OGs
$238
DESCRIPTION
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs
SPLIT
GAMERS GO OUTSIDE, TOO
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or perfecting your avatar.
SPLIT
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
WHEN YOU RESPAWN, YOU HOPE TO APPEAR IN A SAFE LOCATION
...but sometimes you appear in a terrible location, like right in front of the enemy team, and you don't have a weapon, or any clothes, so you brace yourself to be slaughtered, but instead of attacking you, the enemy team just points at your naughty parts and laughs, and somehow that hurts even more than being slaughtered, so you intentionally step on a landmine to respawn, and now you're fully clothed with weapons and sick sunglasses on a sweet vantage point - WOOOO! LET'S DO THIS!
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