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ANSWERS TO 3 BATSH*T CRAZY QUESTIONS ABOUT NAEON-FLUX CAPACITOR SUNGLASSES


Dear goodr,

I am OUTRAGED you are selling shades called Naeon Flux Capacitor. That name encourages children to become tall scantily clad nihilistic anarchist acrobatic assassins. And I want my children to be short obese bundled-up existentialist fascist clumsy hippies. When I read “Naeon Flux Capacitor,” I was so startled, I spilled my coffee. Can you send me a new coffee?

Best,

Tucker

Dear Tucker,

No.

Thank you,

goodr


Dear Goodr,

HOW DARE YOU!?!?!??!! THE NAME “NAEON FLUX CAPACITOR” IS AN ABOMINATION!!!! PORTMANTEAUS ARE EVIL! EVIL, I SAY! FIRST THEY MADE “CHORTLE” FROM “CHUCKLE” AND “SNORT.” THEN THEY MADE “SMOG” FROM “SMOG” AND “FOG.” THEN THEY MADE “BRUNCH” FROM “BREAKFAST” AND “LUNCH.” WHEN DOES IT END?! WHEN DOES IT ALL END?!?!??!?!

Yours,

Quinn

Dear Quinn,

It’s “goodr,” not “Goodr.” We quit reading after that. Spell our name right if you want a response.

F*ck off,

goodr

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