HERE’S YOUR SEVEN-DAY FACE WEATHER FORECAST:
On Tuesday, it will be Sunnies With Heavy Romainefall.
On Wednesday, it will be Sunnies With A Chance of Kalestorms.
On Thursday, it will be Sunnies With Severe Sprout Warning.
On Friday, it will be Sunnies With A Tofunado Warning.
On Saturday and Sunday, it will be Sunnies With A Chance of Sprinkles.
Note: We wanted the image in this origin story to be drawn by Gerhard Richter, the 88-year-old German artist, commonly known as the world’s greatest living painter. However, due to human error, we instead contacted Gerald Richter, an 8-year-old student at Bagley Elementary School in Bagley, Minnesota. goodr sincerely regrets the error. goodr also regrets giving Gerald Richter the $1.5 million dollar payment that was supposed to go to Gerhard Richter. The employee responsible for this blunder has been spanked, fined and dropped in the middle of the Antarctic Desert, naked. Good luck, Chet. You’ll need it.