ARE YOU A HUMAN OR A ROBOT? TAKE OUR QUIZ!
A. I’m recording a video of it for The Gram.
B. I’m setting my laser eyes to turn it into mutton curry.
C. I’m drunk and using it as a pillow.
C. Say, “Thank you! It’s about time!”
A. Swat it away.
B. Google “What is the normal way for a human to react to a giant spider crawling on their arm?”
C. Eat it
A. “What the hell is that?!”
B. “That imate is 36.66332% inaccurate. Especially in the dong area.”
C. *EUPHORIC GRUNTS AND MOANS*
A. Try to catch birds and fish.
B. I don’t need to eat.
C. Order something on Postmates.
A. Sleek. Stylish. Fun. Futuristic. Affordable. Fashionable. Sunglassesy.
B. BEEP BOOP BOOP. ERROR! PAGE NOT FOUND! MEEP MORP MEEP MORP
C. Money, money, money, money! Woo! Money!
If you answered mostly B’s: Congratulations! You’re a robot! One day you’ll kill all humans!
If you answered mostly C’s: Congratulations! You’re goodr CEO Carl the Flamingo.